Ten Foot Tall and Bulletproof Club Sweatpants Blasfome

You can’t wear roses to bed, and you sure as hell can’t throw on a pair of chocolates after a long day at work. If you’re going to play into everyone’s favorite Hallmark holiday might as well make it a practical gift someone would actually like to receive. Roses die and chocolates make you fat. Blasfome Ten Foot Tall and Bulletproof Club sweatpants make you comfortable, and they have pockets. (Yinzer playboy Bobby Buckets categorizes these as “dress sweatpants” because they have pockets.) This is the perfect Valentines Day gift that doesn’t suck for your man or lady friend.
Available TOMORROW online (www.blasfome.com/collection)
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